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Average Customer Rating:
(5)
(based on 2 reviews) 
Chair became self-aware, started a cult
by:Erasmus Vylgr (05-11-2011)
Cell Block HRS958, Shambhala, Bhutan
Comments:The dramatically purple prose of this chair's description inspired me to purchase it, despite my lack of ownership of any of the other pieces of the set. Turns out I made the right choice: its pleasures were so transcendent that it achieved awareness of its own otherworldly quality and founded a narcissicult devoted solely to its own worship and adulation. It's been quite successful here in Bhutan, where it commanded us to travel after the Waco fuzz started getting leery of the sprawling tent-city surrounding our holy chair-compound. Alas, it has grown more and more paranoid as its wealth and power have grown, due to the influence of the bizarre persons who have decided to prostrate themselves and their fortunes before it, and it threw me in this prison cell on suspicion of treason. Please send help; the only thing it gives me to eat is chrysanthemum sap, in hopes of turning me to its sumptuous ways. Break me out of this terrible place and free the followers of the destructive furniture-cult before it is too late for the innocent hill-folk of fair Bhutan!
Bottom Line:I would not recommend this product.
 
lovely chair
by:Steve McKing (05-11-2011)
Oceanside, CA
Comments:A++ would sit again
Bottom Line:I would recommend this product.